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« on: April 06, 2009, 06:26:41 PM »

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One of Australia's largest Defence Department-linked companies has suspended a contractor over her alleged links to an international neo-Nazi group.
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Mat Henderson, a volunteer with Australian anti-racism group Fight dem back, said bad economic times were always a fertile recruitment ground for racist groups.
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They unsuccessfully harassed my employers several years ago.  Whether or not you agree with somebodys politics, there is something very wrong when somebody can lose their job because of their political beliefs.  If this person had been a Muslim and was fired because of it, you'd never hear the end of it.  But once again, its just another whitey.  furious
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 06:55:53 PM »

I missed him....

So sweet to see him still around, playing his part as the jackboot of the system.

Its a real tribute to the cowardice of Australian nazis that he aint dead yet.

If you want to know why he crawled out of whatever filth crusted burrow he has been inhabiting its probably because Asher Moses, an old friend of his from New Zealand, wrote the article.

Good to Asher getting ahead in the world. laugh

I wonder why they never stop to think why they seem to get so much help from the supposedly "racist" imperialist system?

Small thoughts for small minds perhaps?
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 08:02:30 PM »

Is this idiot still around? I have a problem with this low life piece of crap.
He is nothing but a coward. furious Still hiding behind anything he can. I would not be at all surprised if he is really brain damaged in some way.
To threaten wn's children? This goes way back and I still can't believe he is not in prison.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2009, 10:27:36 PM »

Just another example of political censorship. To be sacked from your job for holding politically incorrect opinions, even National Socialism, is way out of bounds! I do hope that this woman takes up the fight and I hope people are around to support her. Her first port of call should be the HREOC, if they won't defend her, makes her look like even more of a victim.
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2009, 12:45:22 PM »

What area is Matthew Henderson from?
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2009, 06:13:19 PM »

What area is Matthew Henderson from?

Eastwood, Sydney originally, if he has half a nutsack left he has probably moved out of his mums house by now.

Just another example of political censorship. To be sacked from your job for holding politically incorrect opinions, even National Socialism, is way out of bounds! I do hope that this woman takes up the fight and I hope people are around to support her. Her first port of call should be the HREOC, if they won't defend her, makes her look like even more of a victim.

I hate nazis, they are idiots who deserve nothing but laughter and disgust.

But people who purposefully go around trying to get others fired for their political beliefs? That shite is low, and those people are bullies.

Ever wonder why reds dont demonstrate against sexism outside mosques? They pick on soft targets, and nazis are the bottom of the pile in many ways.
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 09:10:16 PM »

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"Lawful political party" says lisa.

Lets dispel this one shall we? The BNP was started by extremists from the National Front as a way of fooling people into joining the party based on the theories of "Third positionism".

The BNP are neck deep in the "Red Watch" scheme, and have actively been involved with people who bash, stalk and criminally harass people who are not racist.

The BNP was founded by an open Adolf Hitler admirer, and is currently led by a convicted neo-nazi (Nick Griffin) who has engaged in Holocaust denialism, and who openly fraternises with far more open Neo-Nazis in countries like Australia, such as Darrin Hodges and in America, like David Duke.

The BNP are not just some innocent political party, they are a dangerous race hate organisation, the depths of their depravity we are only starting to find out. And the more we find out, the scarier it gets.

Last time BNPs ideology was allowed to have its way in europe, 6 million jews, tens of millions of russians and millions and millions more where exterminated in europe.

Why defend this when we can actively identify isolate and remove these people from civil society using the law.

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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 09:37:46 PM »

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Most of those claims you’ve invented yourself, CL, and on some of those points of said the exact opposite of that which you allege.

You are yet to even acknowledge that Palestinians may have some legitimate greivances against the Israeli Govt, or that the Israeli Govt may have acted reprehensibly at any point. This begs the question - why not? It’s not like this current invasion is going to stop Hamas rocket fire in the absence of a fair settlement. It’s not as though Palestinians who lose their civilian friends and family to Israeli bombing are going to be more inclined to view Israel as overflowing with the milk of human kindness.

Your own tactics are straight out of the modern crypto-fascist playbook - you endorse every kind of romanticism, superstition, and bigotry, but then hide behind pseudo Jew-friendly, ‘But I support Israel!’ tropes to maintain you’re not some kind of demented zealot. You can find exactly the same strategy employed by ex-nazis like John Ray and Darrin Hodges.

Let’s try a thought experiment, if you are still not too far gone to be capable of such. Supposing another group persecuted during WWII (and still persecuted widely today) such as homosexuals were to have been given a homosexual state. Suppose then that said state did to its neighbours what the Israelis have done to the Palestinians over the years. Would criticism of this state therefore be homophobic? If not, why not?
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 09:21:31 AM »



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By Don Oorst. Posted November 23 2008 at 12:20 PM

Thats that western australian red c*cksucker isn't it?

Lets go through...

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"Lawful political party" says lisa.

Lets dispel this one shall we? The BNP was started by extremists from the National Front as a way of fooling people into joining the party based on the theories of "Third positionism".

certainly was. The Labour party in the UK was started by socialists trying to tone down their socialism for a more general audience.

Amazingly enough they are still classed as a "Legal" political party... funny that...

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The BNP are neck deep in the "Red Watch" scheme, and have actively been involved with people who bash, stalk and criminally harass people who are not racist.

Redwatch has openly threatened to stab out Nick Griffins other eye, they consider the BNP to be in the hands of the Jews.

And as far as I know there has only been one attack on anyone from redwatch [which was dubious to say the least], its practically a safety net.

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The BNP was founded by an open Adolf Hitler admirer,

Yup John Tyndal was an open Hitler fancier, which is why he was expelled from the party and most of his supporters with him.

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and is currently led by a convicted neo-nazi (Nick Griffin)


Don, you cannot be convicted of being a neo nazi, opinions are not crimes, as much as you would like them to be.

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who has engaged in Holocaust denialism

And has now publicly repudiated it.

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and who openly fraternises with far more open Neo-Nazis in countries like Australia, such as Darrin Hodges


 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

So Daz is a "Far more open" neo nazi? Along the lines of David Duke? Daz being the same man who supports the state of Israel? Like to think about your lies a little better Don?

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and in America, like David Duke.

Yup Nick has met Duke. But as Don clearly know Duke now considers Nick a "sellout" and a "tool of the jews".

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The BNP are not just some innocent political party, they are a dangerous race hate organisation, the depths of their depravity we are only starting to find out. And the more we find out, the scarier it gets.

The BNP has the lowest level of crimes committed by elected officials of all the elected parties of the UK.

The lies keep coming.

Don doesnt like the BNP because he believes that european people should be wiped from the face of the earth, and whats more should have no say in it while they are doing so, this used to be called genocide.

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Last time BNPs ideology was allowed to have its way in europe, 6 million jews, tens of millions of russians and millions and millions more where exterminated in europe.

Nick Griffin has publicly condemned anti-semitism, go and take a look at the BNP message boards sometime, every poster supports Israel or is nuetral, none of them have even the faintest twinge of anti-semitic ideology.

Thats why red scum in the UK are the only people who still call the BNP nazi, because the media and most of the rest of the populace can tell reality as it is from fantasy as they would like it to be. Then again seeing reality has never been a good red characteristic.

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Why defend this when we can actively identify isolate and remove these people from civil society using the law.

Identify and Isolate?

Hey I got a better idea Don...

There is a lot of people going aroundfollowing this ideology that didnt just kill 6 million jews, but rather 100,000,000 innocent people.

Sadly people with these beliefs are allowed to go about preaching their horrific creed on the street corners and even in the centres of higher learning themselves, in fact many of the teachers responsible for nurturing the next generation of leaders have sympathy for the acts of this the most vile of ideologies.

What should we do about people promoting such filth? Should we "actively identify isolate and remove these people from civil society using the law" as you so cunningly suggest?

I think we should, and I think you should volunteer to be the first red to be "indentified and isolated".

One day the turn of the reds will come, and they will pay for the crimes they have glorified and the filth they have spouted.
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 03:02:50 PM »

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One of Australia's largest Defence Department-linked companies has suspended a contractor over her alleged links to an international neo-Nazi group.
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Mat Henderson, a volunteer with Australian anti-racism group Fight dem back, said bad economic times were always a fertile recruitment ground for racist groups.
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They unsuccessfully harassed my employers several years ago.  Whether or not you agree with somebodys politics, there is something very wrong when somebody can lose their job because of their political beliefs.  If this person had been a Muslim and was fired because of it, you'd never hear the end of it.  But once again, its just another whitey.  furious


Where does Matthew Henderson Hau now work?  If anyone out there can inform us, please let us know.  Time he tasted the same shit he's been flinging around.  I want to force feed this shit his own words in the press.  We didn't have to hack any site for this info: Henderson posted them publicly.  The following was found on his internet blog until the entire thing was removed by him for obvious reasons:

Henderson's admission of vandalism and corprophilia

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From 'Darpism.com’
Monday 1st December 2003:
‘THE DARP GUIDE TO TRASHING HOTEL ROOMS’

What with all the fart-arsing around I did in Melbs, (sic) I haven't had time to shave my nut-sack. As I hopped into the shower this morning I gave my pubic region a quick glance.

It looked like Chewbacca after a fight. Soon fixed that up.

Most of you know I had a few issues with my hotel in Melbourne and that I took a few steps to leave my mark upon the place. It seems I can't stay in any overnight accommodation without doing something evil to the carpet, the bathroom or the bedroom curtains. So here, dear readers is my guide to trashing hotel rooms.

Firstly, you gotta (sic) get the whole "Keith Richards TV out the window", Rock Star type trashing. The sort of shit I do is much more subtle and undetectable at least for a few days. It's also much more expensive to clean up and much more damaging to the proprietor seen (sic) as they usually cannot use a room I've just vacated - not until the fumigators have finished anyway.

1) Take a dump in a brown paper bag and squash it flat. Hide a few of these under the bed, behind paintings and under the fridge. In a few days time they'll know about it

2) Empty out the ice-cube tray and refill it with piss. Re-freeze it.

3) Piss on the carpet.

4) Empty all teabags and coffee sachets into the bed.

5) Put a condom on the door handle.

6) Piss in the flower vase.

7) Piss in the kettle.

Cool Basically piss everywhere except IN the dunny bowl.

9) Fill the bathtub to the brim then drop the bedside clock radio into the tub, remembering to unplug it first.

10) Make your own bath stew; load it up with towels, Maccas (sic) leftovers, milk, the Gideon’s if you're REALLY feeling evil and leave it to brew for a day or so prior to your leaving. Remember to put the "Don't clean my room" sign on your door.

11) Hide food scraps and unwashed cereal bowls in not so obvious places like the dryer, under the bed covers, the washing machine, the drying closet and the mini bar.

12) Empty out the Scotch, Bourbon and Brandy mini bottles and replace them with piss. Drink a Berocca before hand to ensure colour consistency.

13) NEVER wipe your feet.

14) Upon leaving, put a turd in the microwave and/or the dryer and cook em up. The stench is kinda instantaneous so you gotta (sic) check the f*** outa (sic) there pretty quick.

15) Deny everything.

M.


Various insane ramblings on drug use and deviot behavior

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Monday, 1st December 2003:
“I spent my days bumming around at uni, drinking three dollar jugs of beer and smoking spliffs. But being a poor student, I was then decked out in the post-rave sporty/fashion trackie top look with Adidas gazelles, a Supergrass style Lego cut and an increasing fascination with Cocaine as opposed to Ecstasy. Something that got kinda hairy as the 90’s wore on.”

Monday, 1st December 2003:
“I shave my balls and I vote! I shave my nutsack and I am proud!”

Monday, 1st December 2003:
“I tried using a hand-cream moisturiser but wound up "relaxing in a gentleman's way" (tossing) more often than not when I applied it. Apparently my cock tasted like Lavender and Chamomile for a good while afterwards.”

Wednesday, 10th December 2003:
“Christianity f***s me off. Christ IS the only way! All that shit erks (sic) me. It’s like Patti Smith said, “Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine.”

2nd April 2004:
“See, when I was a knockabout undergrad Uni student in search of a quick dollar to support my alcohol and drug habits, I worked in this very store as a "Spray Himbo" on the Calvin Klein counter - a veritable five metres or so away from Michael Hope and his grand piano.”

Wednesday, 28th April 2004:
"Amanda Vandstone (Sic) our immigration minister is a big fat mamma."

Thursday, 10th June 2004:
“I’m not a violent man but I wanna kick the f*** out of Tim Bailey”

Sunday, 6th June 2004:
“So what about fat c***s who are happy with their body image? As long as they’re not plonking their fat sweaty arse next to me on a packed train, I don’t care.”

Wednesday, 9th June 2004:

“Maybe I like Latham so much because my hatred for honest Johnny has gradually been getting unbearable. I’ve never liked the slimy little f*** but ever since the last election and the Tampa debacle, I’d dearly love to whack off in his salad and watch him eat it, at gunpoint.”

Thursday, 10th June 2004:
“Alexander Downer Must Die!”

Friday, 11th June 2004:
“As you all know, I love fags and think that there should be more of them in the world, but I do not like private education and everything it stands for.”

Wednesday, 25th August, 2004:
“My head is now swimming with memories of driving through bushy North Shore back roads, Born Slippy by Underworld blaring from the dodgy speakers on her late model Holden Astra. Doing lines off the dashboard and getting up to all sorts of wickeness. (Sic) Her looking like just like Justine Frischmann from Elastica and me with bleach-blonde hair trying to look like Sick Boy from Trainspotting.”



Henderson on the professed joys of child abuse

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16 February 2004:

Fat kids

“I have discovered a new sport. It is a cross between tenpin bowling, ironman and Turkish mud wrestling. I don't yet have a name for it; maybe one of my erstwhile readers will concoct something based on the following description.

The game is played in the surf, in rough surf with decent booming waves. Instead of simply bodysurfing and catching waves into shore for the pure physio-aesthetic appeal of it, you catch waves and bodysurf whilst aiming your trajectory at very fat children, the aim being to scatter them like tenpins. Now, I've always had time for fat kids, I think they're a fantastic source of visual entertainment. …

Saturday was a bumper crop; I waded out into the surf and cast my eyes around for prospective targets. I spy a cluster of five or six little fat c***s, all of them resplendent with the best man bosoms you've ever seen, one of them is wearing a mini wetsuit and you can make out each goddam individual roll of chubber - he was squeaking as he walked.

I swam out past the sandbank and waited for the next set to come in. I lined myself up with the target, moved a few metres to the south to allow for the current, looked back and saw my wave approaching. I sprang up from the ocean floor and hooked myself on it perfectly, keeping my torso ahead of the break; I steamed towards my Burger King sponsored tenpins like a f***ing rocket.

BOOM, CRASH, SMASH, CRACK, "WHAT THE f*** WAS THAT?” GROAN, MOAN, SOOK!

They were all waist deep in the water midway through the sandbank when my head collided with their blubber. I must say, it was probably the softest and most bouncy collision (intentional or otherwise) I've ever been involved with.

They scattered. One flew back on his arse and then rolled over on his back; another two clashed heads and stumbled over sideways. Their leader, who I christened "Double beef, bacon and cheese" - or "D-BAC" for short, managed to hold his footing by virtue of his superior weight; the waves could have broken against him all day and he would have remained as immovable as a f***ing lighthouse.

I didn't see where the rest of my targets lay but I took a great deal of pleasure in watching them dedicate a weeks worth of physical exertion to the basic primal activity of getting back off their arses. They heaved, grunted, sweated and mumbled obscenities as they re-grouped. I duck dived and swam back out, waiting for another ideal wave….

As I rose for my first gulp of air in what seemed like hours, I bore witness to a repeat of the spectacle I'd just witnessed. Fat little c***s all struggling to get back on their feet, some of them hobbling now and a very pissed off looking D-BAC clutched his jaw and shot me daggers. I felt it pertinent to say something so I chirped out the usual up-beat apology that one offers in mid-surf collisions and made my way back out to the catching zone….

It wasn't the most ideal wave but it held up for long enough to give me some serious steam, this time I wasn't going to make it look like an accident. I torpedoed on towards them with arms outstretched and fists clenched, legs kicking like a madman to build up even more speed.

Q-PAC was the first to notice and he yelled a warning to the others but it was too late. D-BAC took my impact head on, well 'belly-on' anyway. He was finally dislodged arse over tit, signalling an end to the game and a victory to yours truly. The rest of them lay in a similar manner of physical disarray, moaning, groaning and (here is where I felt a bit too slack), one of them was actually bawling….

M. posted by Darp @ 12:06 PM”


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Thursday, February 19, 2004

Dear Phyllis (I've given assumed names to both of my player haters here).You use the term 'beat up' FFFFAAAAAAAAATTTT kids at the beach. I don't think I ever beat any of them up, I rocketed into them at a million miles per hour and scattered them like the little lard-bucket ten-pins they are but I never actually beat them up. THEY CRIED BECAUSE THEY LOST THE GAME, not because they were hurt!If any of them got hurt during our little game maybe they should take a look at their own lack of speed and dexterity - see, if they weren't roly poly fat little f***ers, they would have had agility to avoid my cannon ball runs and thus NOT be hurt.That is that issue settled. YES, I think it is funny to laugh at fat children. HA HA HA HA BLOODY HA HA HA HA."


On John Howard and salad
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From Darpism.com Wednesday, 9th June 2004:

“Maybe I like Latham so much because my hatred for honest Johnny has gradually been getting unbearable. I’ve never liked the slimy little f*** but ever since the last election and the Tampa debacle, I’d dearly love to whack off in his salad and watch him eat it, at gunpoint.”


The suburban terrorist

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Saturday, 18th September, 2004:

“This is what a pissed off Darp looks like. I am ready to f***ing kill. I have spent the better part of this week erecting Andrew Wilkie posters in people's front yards only to have EVERY f***ING SINGLE ONE OF THEM ripped down sometime this evening. To the Lib apparatchiks who ripped all my posters down, you have just started something that could very well f*** you over. You've taken the campaign into Darp's area of expertise - suburban terrorism.”


Gas chamber for the elderly
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Wednesday, 22nd September, 2004:

“John Howard has the grey vote sown (Sic) up. Such is the common understanding of many people. Senior Citizens adore him and come out in droves to vote for their low rent Bob Menzies. I had cause once again to ponder the benefits of compulsory euthanasia for the most bothersome sections of our seniors community.”




Matthew Henderson Hau's admission of illegal drug use and  corprophilia


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Darp the drug addicted student at MacQuarie University 1990’s:

“But being a poor student, I was then decked out in the post-rave sporty/fashion trackie top look with Adidas gazelles, a Supergrass style Lego cut and an increasing fascination with Cocaine as opposed to Ecstasy. Something that got kinda hairy as the 90’s wore on.”

“My head is now swimming with memories of driving through bushy North Shore back roads, Born Slippy by Underworld blaring from the dodgy speakers on her late model Holden Astra. Doing lines off the dashboard and getting up to all sorts of wickeness. Her looking like just like Justine Frischmann from Elastica and me with bleach-blonde hair trying to look like Sick Boy from Trainspotting”

“I partied hard, did way too many drugs and drank far too much than is good for anyone. I fell in and out of love god knows how many times and managed to come through it all mentally together, physically intact and romantically un-attached and carefree.”

“And managed to come through it all mentally together” it would seem that any fair minded person who has read any material from this deranged habitual idiot would find this statement laughable at the extreme.

Mathew Henderson Hau the Law Student, now goes into detail on how he fouls his trousers. Yes patriots of Australia, in particular ones who have been attacked for comments they have made on the Internet, behold Mathew Henderson-Hau aka Darp, highly respected by Australian Media and Jews alike.

“It was my first dump of the day, so I had the morning's porridge to unload first. Imagine one of those Nascar/Speedway races where the competitors are all jammed in behind the pace car, ready to put their foot down as soon as the signal is given.Well, my hard and nuggetty porridge turd was the pace car and once I managed to wiggle that out the exit chute, the competitors in the Newcastle Curry Hell 500 came flying out of the blocks, hell bent on breaking the Darp's anal passage land speed record, last set by a nasty case of food poisoning due to a dodgy Thai Green Curry at Prasits on Crown Street, Sydney.

The first burst was pure liquid, my body was punishing me by re-routing the normal flow of excrement and choosing to piss out my arsehole. Oh, the pain of it all!I graduated to the radioactive sludge stage after about five minutes, my poor ringpiece gradually resembling a burning tyre. Each new contraction brought fourth a new spray of bum nuggets and gravy and a subsequent sob of agony from yours truly.

These were communal dunnies so every now and then someone would open the door, loudly sniff the air and promptly scarper.A good half hour went by when I felt that the worst had past. Next challenge was to wipe my freckle without messing with its structural integrity. One wipe told me that I needed to jump in the nearest shower and deal with the situation - eyes closed.Up with the shreddies for a most uncomfortable walk back to my dorm to grab my towel. I dumped my boxers in the bin afterwards.”

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